DrDieLess

Pet Chat (Round 2)

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You heard the lady, Round 2 of the Pet Chat Event. This one will be this week only, closing on Friday at 12pm Server time.

Rules;

1. Keep it clean!

2. No amount of cheesiness will be denied (break out your dad joke collection)

3. Keep it relatively short (2 lines of chat only)

4. Each person (yes, no alts or no prize) will be allowed 3 entries, please put them in the same post. If you have posted, please edit your existing post.

5. Post your entries in a reply to this post.

 

PRIZES!!!

First place: A prize of your choice! (anything currently in-game, ie. Diner Derby, Ancient Spanner, CB Nipple costume, etc)

The next 4 best chosen will receive an event point!

 

Edited by DrDieLess

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1. It's not Catherine's fault. Blame it on your terrible luck.
2. I'm tired of this look. Will you buy me a new pet skin?
3. I can hear your alt calling.

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1. Don't be alarmbe, it's just harambe!

2. I can sense a tension between the commander and your arkana's greed towards loot... shame on you!

3. You need to rank up! I heard it's good for your "health".

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1. I'm not bad!  I was built this way!

2. Over 18?  More like 2 and a hack!

3. It's not spiked, is it?

 

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  1. Hey, remember when you mooned that werewolf in Barbiron? Good times...
  2. Don't look now, but Commander is staring at your butt again... I'm just looking at your toned calves though...
  3. What do you call a Flame Stag with no eyes? ...No idea.

 

Are these too long? I thought they were short then I looked ant everyone else's... ?

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1. How Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

2. Quit saying you play solo! I'm always around pickin' up your trash!

3. Dad jokes are for PUNishers!

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1. Why do I even pick things up if you're the one who runs in for the good drops, anyways?

2. What's with this new pet skin? Are you trying to say something?

3. I heard pressing Alt+F4 before a boss fight will guarantee you an ancient spanner.

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1: Aren't you supposed to be looting somewhere?

2: Have you accepted RNGesus into your life as your lord and savior?

3: Lewd games promotes big gains!

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ehehehheh i think i got some good ones here lets c 

1. Ya keep tell n yourself your a god 

2. You want me to pick that up??

3.Stop your cry n and pick that up yourself 

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  1. Arkana! ARKANA! Look that shiny unique that dropped in front of.....HEYYY WHO PICK THAT UP :@
  2. Come on! Say it! Say how much you love me for risking my life to pick this for your lazy ass.
  3. Let's make a deal. You go out there and fight them and i will let you sleep on bed tonight.

 

Edited by NoRunNoGun
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1. are we lost again?????......oh right we are lost again.....

2. keep calm....AND CHASE THAT GUY WHO KILLED YOU EARLIER!!!

3. you brought those pet snacks right?????...right????....RIGHT!!???

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1. Teamwork is  ... a lot of people doing what you say !

2. i`m not lazy ! I am for reduced energy consumpltion !

3. You can`t recycle wasted time !

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Huhu i think i got some good ones here lets

1. Just smile ...you can`t kill them all !

2. Sometimes you win .. sometimes the others lose ...

3. You are so incredible, I always want to stay by your side.

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wanna see something funny? look at your enemy

don't you dare to forget to feed me 

waddup, LOOOT

 

Edited by Larissa
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1. It's getting hot in here..., let's take off all our gears!

2. Hey stop trying so hard, you're making yourself look bad.

3. The weak make me sick....

 

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Tell me, how does it feel to get a healer‘s kiss?

Don‘t make your hands dirty, let me get that junk for you.

Do you have no enemies to fight?

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