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Pet Chat (Round 3)

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Round 3 of the Pet Chat Event. This one will be closing on Friday, May 10th, at 12pm Server time.

Rules;

1. Keep it clean!

2. No amount of cheesiness will be denied (break out your dad joke collection)

3. Keep it relatively short (2 lines of chat only)

4. Each person (yes, no alts or no prize) will be allowed 3 entries, please put them in the same post. If you have posted, please edit your existing post.

5. Post your entries in a reply to this post.

6. Don't be lazy and try and use chat from Round 1 or 2.

 

PRIZES!!!

First place: A prize of your choice! (anything currently in-game, ie. Diner Derby, Ancient Spanner, etc)

The next 4 best chosen will receive an event point!

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1. How long am i gonna stand again?

2. How and where do you plug pet chips into me?

3. When do you plan to stop on hacking my hunger?

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1. *Summons* Aw man, I was having a really good dream.

2. Wanna hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!

3. I've decided that you will be my Master. Now feed me.

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1. you bought the buffs right???.......RIGHT!????

2. why do you have to keep shooting at it??, WASTE OF AMMO

3. sell that pet food....i dare you....I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

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If you got it flaunt it to everyone.

why you feeding me with so much chocolat!? Im getting Fat.

 Dont even think about to hugging me.

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1. Help! When I use my launcher nothing happens!

2. It fills me with profound happiness to follow you whereever you go. And to pick up junk along the way.

3. If you think my chat is cheesy and annoying... you haven't met the Narak yet!

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1. There are only two true factions - the zeRG and the Few Knights.
2. Pets secretly do lewd stuff to your unconcious body. It's the only way to revive you after being defeated in PvP.
3. I heard that Suer hill is a natural habitat of exp bug.

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1) I see a bright light, nope that's just the glow of your beautifully enhanced gear.

2) Your room must be dirty because I am constantly picking up after you.

3) I'll pick up your stuff, but don't ask me to do your laundry or dishes. I hate doing those.

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1.Feeding Vespine!? How about me!!

Or it could be similar

2 Feeding spadefoot!? How about me!

3 Feeding bonemasher!!?? How about me!!

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Don't AFK! You will not like the penalty.

Who in the hell you think your life is more important than me?! I should've stayed locked.

I can see the toxicity between the zeRGs and the Few Knuts right now.......

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1) Run! For your life, run!

2) Holy mother! What's this?

3) I miss Enocia. Can we go back there, sometimes?

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On 5/1/2019 at 2:41 PM, DrDieLess said:

h4D5D19D2

Round 3 of the Pet Chat Event. This one will be closing on Friday, May 10th, at 12pm Server time.

Rules;

1. Keep it clean!

2. No amount of cheesiness will be denied (break out your dad joke collection)

3. Keep it relatively short (2 lines of chat only)

4. Each person (yes, no alts or no prize) will be allowed 3 entries, please put them in the same post. If you have posted, please edit your existing post.

5. Post your entries in a reply to this post.

6. Don't be lazy and try and use chat from Round 1 or 2.

 

PRIZES!!!

First place: A prize of your choice! (anything currently in-game, ie. Diner Derby, Ancient Spanner, etc)

The next 4 best chosen will receive an event point!

Hug Me?

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1. It's getting hot in here, let's take off all our gears!

2. I really do enjoy being your slave... 

3. The weak make me sick...

 

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1) Stop using hunger hacks and let me die, it's been 80 years...

2) That's your skill build?

3) Can we play actual fetch sometime?

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1. Looks like you need more pet datachips!

2. Did you really forget to summon me again?

3. Sorry for filling your bag with garbage!

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