DrDieLess 547 Report post Posted March 18 (edited) You heard the lady, Round 2 of the Pet Chat Event. This one will be this week only, closing on Friday at 12pm Server time. Rules; 1. Keep it clean! 2. No amount of cheesiness will be denied (break out your dad joke collection) 3. Keep it relatively short (2 lines of chat only) 4. Each person (yes, no alts or no prize) will be allowed 3 entries, please put them in the same post. If you have posted, please edit your existing post. 5. Post your entries in a reply to this post. PRIZES!!! First place: A prize of your choice! (anything currently in-game, ie. Diner Derby, Ancient Spanner, CB Nipple costume, etc) The next 4 best chosen will receive an event point! Edited March 18 by DrDieLess Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sicat 22 Report post Posted March 18 1. It's not Catherine's fault. Blame it on your terrible luck. 2. I'm tired of this look. Will you buy me a new pet skin? 3. I can hear your alt calling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruise 25 Report post Posted March 18 1. Take every precaution! 2. Feed me by killing them all. 2. I can sense some fear, you ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kamsos 2 Report post Posted March 18 1. Don't be alarmbe, it's just harambe! 2. I can sense a tension between the commander and your arkana's greed towards loot... shame on you! 3. You need to rank up! I heard it's good for your "health". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norleras 46 Report post Posted March 19 1. I'm not bad! I was built this way! 2. Over 18? More like 2 and a hack! 3. It's not spiked, is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZippyJohnJones 29 Report post Posted March 19 Hey, remember when you mooned that werewolf in Barbiron? Good times... Don't look now, but Commander is staring at your butt again... I'm just looking at your toned calves though... What do you call a Flame Stag with no eyes? ...No idea. Are these too long? I thought they were short then I looked ant everyone else's... ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armada 38 Report post Posted March 19 1. How Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. 2. Quit saying you play solo! I'm always around pickin' up your trash! 3. Dad jokes are for PUNishers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filomena 227 Report post Posted March 20 1. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. 2. Let's go! 3. Don't forget, you can use a cybercluster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juniper 19 Report post Posted March 20 1. Why do I even pick things up if you're the one who runs in for the good drops, anyways? 2. What's with this new pet skin? Are you trying to say something? 3. I heard pressing Alt+F4 before a boss fight will guarantee you an ancient spanner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordKonton 9 Report post Posted March 20 1: Aren't you supposed to be looting somewhere? 2: Have you accepted RNGesus into your life as your lord and savior? 3: Lewd games promotes big gains! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cro666 5 Report post Posted March 20 ehehehheh i think i got some good ones here lets c 1. Ya keep tell n yourself your a god 2. You want me to pick that up?? 3.Stop your cry n and pick that up yourself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zedceed 1 Report post Posted March 21 Come on arkana, Let's go pvp! We need safeguards! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoRunNoGun 133 Report post Posted March 21 (edited) Arkana! ARKANA! Look that shiny unique that dropped in front of.....HEYYY WHO PICK THAT UP :@ Come on! Say it! Say how much you love me for risking my life to pick this for your lazy ass. Let's make a deal. You go out there and fight them and i will let you sleep on bed tonight. Edited March 21 by NoRunNoGun 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Celty 1 Report post Posted March 21 1. are we lost again?????......oh right we are lost again..... 2. keep calm....AND CHASE THAT GUY WHO KILLED YOU EARLIER!!! 3. you brought those pet snacks right?????...right????....RIGHT!!??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apollo 0 Report post Posted March 21 1. Teamwork is ... a lot of people doing what you say ! 2. i`m not lazy ! I am for reduced energy consumpltion ! 3. You can`t recycle wasted time ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonie 0 Report post Posted March 21 Huhu i think i got some good ones here lets 1. Just smile ...you can`t kill them all ! 2. Sometimes you win .. sometimes the others lose ... 3. You are so incredible, I always want to stay by your side. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larissa 36 Report post Posted March 21 (edited) wanna see something funny? look at your enemy don't you dare to forget to feed me waddup, LOOOT Edited March 21 by Larissa >:v Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidvicious 26 Report post Posted March 22 1. It's getting hot in here..., let's take off all our gears! 2. Hey stop trying so hard, you're making yourself look bad. 3. The weak make me sick.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tropical 3 Report post Posted March 22 Tell me, how does it feel to get a healer‘s kiss? Don‘t make your hands dirty, let me get that junk for you. Do you have no enemies to fight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
