Pet Chat!

[DrDieLess]

We looking for some community input and it could win you a prize!

With the new pets that are in the game (and more to come), we need some new chat for them!

 

Rules;

1. Keep it clean!

2. No amount of cheesiness will be denied (break out your dad joke collection)

3. Keep it relatively short (2 lines of chat only)

4. Each person (yes, no alts or no prize) will be allowed 3 entries, please put them in the same post. If you have posted, please edit your existing post.

5. We will run this until February 25, 2019 @ 12pm Server time

 

PRIZES!!!

First place: A prize of your choice! (anything currently in-game, ie. Diner Derby, Ancient Spanner, CB Nipple costume, etc)

The next 4 best chosen will receive an event point!

Edited February 24, 2019 by DrDieLess

[DrDieLess]

Just reply and put your Entries in this thread.

[Jikum]

1. "Show your non-existent skills!"

2. "Oh the pain~!" 

3. "I need a doctor to heal your braincells."

(Viper thank me im making you iconic @ number 2 u dum ho)

you removed my potato already anyways @DrDieLess

[Armada]

1. "Pet Hunger hacks? Gimme some real pet scrap! NOW!"

2. "My Anti-spyware is pointing at your commander! Why!?"

3. "Do I so look like an R2-D2 ripoff?"

[LordKonton]

1: Your tactics are questionable at best.
2: You may get better.. some day!
3: Remember, improvise, adapt, overcome!

[iCeBeRG]

1:Shut up and take my money !

2:You don't know this job.I afk..

3:Let me check for good loot..

[sicat]

1. "Loot! More loot!"

2. "I'm a pet not a slave."

3. "I'm not staring at your butt. I swear!"

[Norleras]

1. "You can buzz off.  She's mine!"

2. "Don't bother me!  I'm ogling!"

3. "Take that, bitch!"

[Juniper]

1. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

2. Your farts smell like diesel fuel, Arkana.

3. You're so unique, Arkana. Just like everyone else.

[Zenetic]

1.let's jump to suer i need to grow

2. can i hug you. love your costume

3.yes pvp. I can lick your wound's later

[BesTweaveR]

1.   Is that a CB? Let's cook some balls tonight!

2.   Your are so sexy I have mechanical feelings

3.  Remember!! If you can't kill, You Run!

[BumpetyBoo]

1. Feed me More !

2. Get These Hands !

3. I Lie I Steal I Cheat !

[SparkOne]

1.Is it true u r getting old.....!!

2.Ah well u have me now......hmm!!! Squishy??

3.Lets beat some freaks now !!!

[Filomena]

18 hours ago, iCeBeRG said:

1:Walking's okay.but driving's so much more fun.

2:My purpose is to protect my Arkana!

3:I hate being bored.Entertain me!

Madfly already say these...

[Kamiyo]

Fun idea xD ... I want some funny quotes to be honest ... things to make me smile when I'm grinding for hours without luck so these are my entries xD :

I. Life is just a crappy game.

II.I won't die even if I'm killed.

III. You either go ham or go home.

[aeondemon]

1. Follow me, she said. I will love you forever, she said.

2. There is a fire over there, let's check out.

3. Let's go to the naughty festival!

[Cro666]

1 Help your fellow Arkana in a time of need 

2 Show respect and kindness to all we encounter 

3 If those ideas are unrealistic KILL THEM ALL 

[GoddessSand]

Damn, I wish I knew which pets would get the dialogue so I can customize them to that pet like if it was python I'd say "look at me I'm a real flame dragon!" That's not my entry but you get the idea. Also, is swearing allowed? I mean the game does have block profanity allowed, not sure why with all the nudity, but just want to know as I might change some of mine.

1.) Is now a good time, because I made chocolate chip cookies.

2.) I hear performance enhancers can cause performance loss in other areas. 

3.) Projectile dysfunction happens to the best of us, just use more hypos. 

[Filomena]

1 hour ago, GoddessSand said:

Damn, I wish I knew which pets would get the dialogue so I can customize them to that pet like if it was python I'd say "look at me I'm a real flame dragon!" That's not my entry but you get the idea.

The dialogues change not just between pets, but also in the situation, for example, pet say something different when you summon it, when you are walking, when you stand, when you feed it, when you fight and, if i'm not wrong, there are specific dialogues also when pet level up and when you finish the fight. So I say my entries for situations:

1) When pet is summoned: "I'm so tired, arkana. Let me sleep a minute longer."

2) In the fight: "Unbelievable!"

3) Standing: "What if the financial crisis really goes bad?"

[Venom]

1.  Diee!! You worthless ugly freaks!

[Celty]

1. Where is the enemy????......oh right THEM

2. We are going nowhere here......seriously

3.  little voice inside your head says i'm hungry as hell here

[Iwej]

 

1. I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
2. A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.
3. If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty

[Versteckt]

1. Don't stay AFK for too long arkana! you can get fat!

2. Take care arkana! dying several times can cause color problems on your screen.

3. It must be sad to be a Narak Infant pet. Being small I can see your panties from here

 

[Tropical]

1. Seriously, Arkana, can‘t you find a better guild?

2. Let‘s change faction. There is much better loot on the other side.

3. I wonder what happened to the 12th slot. I know it‘s there... somewhere...

[ponytail]

1. Slippery slopes can be kinda fun!

2. I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill!

3. Guerrilla warfare is more than just throwing a banana!